NOTE: This site is Handicapped accessible (unless you are blind or something.. and you have no hands.. and you are dead.. THEN you aint getttin' in)
....(You know I dont appreciate you dead people stinkin up my page anyways! if you ARE dead.. leave now... or Ill KILL YA!)
That was a silly little joke if you couldnt tell (if you COULDNT tell.. you are probably blind, have no hands, and are dead. So if you ARE....)
The good lord proclaimeth that...
Heathens hath been saved! (AMEN!)
HI! I am the infamous Flux Capacitor
Never heard of me? Oh well then I never heard of you.
This is my first attempt at a web page
And It does Rock as you can see.
But if you get the Idea of criticizing this page
you REALLY wont be able to.. because there is no MB,
GuestBook, and no free speech in my country.
But after I am done tending to the Goats
I will add all of these capitolistic material
things you americans so love.
Fearless leader is pleased that I am here so..
long live the Fatherland!!!
Anyways.. just so you feel Scared... TOO scared to go on in fact.
Ill just say 1 thing...
Dont go to sleep! (Oooh Scaaary!)
(UPDATE: I PUT IN LOTS OF STUFF. A MESSAGE BOARD AND GUEST BOOK FOR INSTANCE)
No Just kidding!..
This is the coming soon section.. great huh?
Yeah.. I was planning on not putting anything in and letting this place ROT..
But HEY! thats no fun! Heres whats coming.
Okay Im saying Message board, but all of my friends have them and I wanna be DIFFERENT! aww heck! Im getting one anyways.(UPDATE: MESSAGE BOARD INSTALLED AS OF THE 4TH OF NOVEMBER 1999)
A counter.. But I dunno they seem so useless if I find out nobody comes to my site. *sniff sniff*... (UPDATE!!! COUNTER INSTALLED AS OF THE 24TH OF SEPTEMBER 1999! OH BOY)
A Text maze.. Room by room Ill build onto one another.. this place will be a FORT pretty soon.. you could get lost here FOREVER! (gimme a few months)(UPDATE: IM MAKING IT, HOLD YOUR HORSES)
PUPPIES! everyone loves PUPPIES!.. No I dont think so.(UPDATE: NO PUPPIES WILL BE PUT ON MY PAGE UNLESS BY ACCIDENT)
MANY MORE LINKS (yes the KKK website was on purpose if you already saw it.. WRITE THEM HATE MAIL PLEASE!)(UPDATE: I GOT LIKE 5 LINKS NOW)
PUPPIES! aww! so loveable and cute! and fuzzy! and.. no.(UPDATE: NO PUPPIES WILL BE PUT ON THIS PAGE UNLESS BY ACCIDENT)
PORN!..no... welllll?..ehh.. Nope, not gonna do it.(UPDATE: NO PORN GOD DAMMIT)
Your mom! (NO! of course not! why would she be up here? GOD that made NO sense!)(UPDATE: OH OH!! LOOK BEHIND YOU!! ITS YOUR MOM! NO JUST KIDDING! HA HA HA)(UPDATE: YOUR MOM WONT BE ON THIS PAGE. SORRY)
MIDGET WRESTLING! well maybe.. but its DOWN on the ol' priority list. (UPDATE: YOU TELL ME IF IT SEEMS LIKE THIS WOULD BE WISE TO PUT ON THIS PAGE)
BARNEY!.... Being killed in various ways! YES you want it Ill get it! Hell! maybe ill have him wrestle midgets! (UPDATE: DUE TO THE VOLATILITY OF BARNEY, AND BECAUSE BARNEY IS STUPID. I WONT BE PUTTING HIM ON THIS PAGE)
All the funny writings I can gather in one spot will be found here later as well.. so Ill be QUITE busy. (UPDATE: I PUT A BUNCH OF FUNNY STUFF UP, MORE IS ALWAYS COMING)
NOTE: This site is Handicapped accessible (unless you are blind or something.. and you have no hands.. and you are dead.. THEN you aint getttin' in)
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